I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure.

Wouldn’t ya know… I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn’t get it out, no matter how I tried.

I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report.

The officer went through some basic questioning…OK…no problem. The questions made sense until I heard, “So…is your truck stuck?”

I couldn’t help myself! I stared hard, looked back at the rig, and then back to the officer, and said, “No, I’m delivering a bridge.”