• CONTRACTOR – A gambler who never gets to shuffle, cut or deal!
  • BID OPENING – A poker game in which the losing hand wins.
  • LOW BIDDER – A contractor who is wondering what he/she has left out.
  • ENGINEER’S ESTIMATE – The cost of construction in Heaven.
  • CRITICAL PATH METHOD – A management technique for losing your shirt under perfect control.
  • OSHA – A protective coating made by half-baking a mixture of fine print, split hairs, red tape and baloney – usually applied at random with a shot gun.
  • STRIKE – An effort to increase egg production by strangling the chicken.
  • DELAYED PAYMENT – A tourniquet applied at the pockets.
  • COMPLETION DATE – The point at which liquidated damages begin.
  • LIQUIDATED DAMAGES – A penalty for failing to achieve the impossible.

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